Teacher: If I
gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you
have?
Johnny:
Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No,
listen carefully… If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another
2, how many will you have?
Johnny:
Seven, Sir.
Teacher: Let
me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples
and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny:
Six.
Teacher:
Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many
would you have?
Johnny:
Seven!!! SIR!
A very angry Teacher: Where
in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?
A very angry Johnny: Because,…..
Because I’ve already got a stupid cat… SIR !!!



